Your inner parrothead, the voice telling you to buy Tommy Bahama shirts and to throw luaus in mid-December, has more reason to worship at the sandy altar of Jimmy Buffett. After licensing his venerable Margaritaville franchise to retirement homes, casinos, hotels, restaurants, and more, Buffett's empire is now stretching into the frontier of booze cruises. No lime has been left unsqueezed in the soft-rocker's pursuit of getting stupidly rich.
Margaritaville at Lanier Islands in Buford, Georgia is hosting two cruises every weekend this summer, replete with all of the Buffett-inspired trappings you need to effectively waste away. The first is onboard The LandShark, where Buffet-acolytes can pay tribute to their cult hero with offerings of eight specialty margaritas on the menu for $80. The LandShark sets sail at 5pm for three hours every Saturday, and there's going to be plenty of food, too, with offerings of a "full nacho bar, peel-and-eat shrimp, BBQ sliders," according to the resort's website.