Mark Zuckerberg testified before Congress on Tuesday in response to the increasingly damning Cambridge Analytica data scandal that compromised the Facebook profile information of 87 million users. Calling the testimony uncomfortable would be an understatement. Zuckerberg appeared to squirm, drank lots of water, grimaced, and stared blankly into the flashing cameras -- and generally fueled speculation that he is a robot with bangs. Zuckerberg's second day of testimony is on Wednesday, and will probably produce similar results.
Twitter ran wild with it all, and produced many jokes and memes that we now present for your enjoyment. Here's a running list of some of the best:
“Mr. Zuckerberg, I have just one question about Facebook: Where do I find my Hotmail?" pic.twitter.com/51f5cxnJiq
— Jason O. Gilbert (@gilbertjasono) April 10, 2018
I mean, Zuckerberg could TECHNICALLY say this was all the Winklevoss twins' idea.#ZuckUnderOath
— Nick Jack Pappas (@Pappiness) April 10, 2018
“Mr. Zuckerberg, a magazine i recently opened came with a floppy disk offering me 30 free hours of something called America On-Line. Is that the same as Facebook?” pic.twitter.com/U7pqpUhEhQ
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) April 10, 2018
Here's what Zuckerberg was up against today. https://t.co/1HVeMrExnp
— Luke Epplin (@LukeEpplin) April 10, 2018
Congress: "Are you telling us Facebook ISN'T powered by Fred Flintstone running really fast?"
— Ira Madison III (@ira) April 10, 2018
Senator: “Are you a human?”
— Mark Zuckerberg Memes (@ZuckerbergMemes) April 10, 2018
Mark #Zuckerberg: "This an important question. My team will get back to you on that." pic.twitter.com/9C6uUDpQeD
PLOT TWIST: This is who's questioning Zuckerberg pic.twitter.com/bio62cHwo0
— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) April 10, 2018
Mark Zuckerberg getting The Real Facebook Experience in listening to Sen. Chuck Grassley, an 84yo man who cannot type and is confused and upset by everything he sees, just kind of rattling on about shit.
— David Roth (@david_j_roth) April 10, 2018
whoah bold choice dude. pic.twitter.com/isxTSjzVve
— Ariel Dumas (@ArielDumas) April 10, 2018
Mark Zuckerberg just changed his relationship status to diarrhea. pic.twitter.com/K1Jj4FJIF5
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) April 10, 2018
Report from Capitol Hill: Mark Zuckerberg’s chair has extra padding. (Photographs by Evy Mages.) pic.twitter.com/bU5MJeMOj1
— Washingtonian (@washingtonian) April 10, 2018
ZUCK: Yes Senator
— Mark Agee (@MarkAgee) April 10, 2018
SEN. ARTEMIS P. SEGREGATION (R-The Roarin' 20s): I hear tell I can get sundries delivered to mah icebox instead of havin' to traipse down to the apothacary
ZUCK: You mean Amazon?
SEN.: Like the large breasted women on the island what my bi plane crashed on
me when I realize my actions have a consequence pic.twitter.com/kNx4rL2uGl
— Amber Discko (@amberdiscko) April 10, 2018
I've just tuned in to the Zuckerberg Senate hearing. Wow. Doesn't sound like it's going well. pic.twitter.com/kx5idfo95L
— heartbeeps (@hrtbps) April 10, 2018
"BE COOL. DON'T BE, ALL LIKE, UNCOOL." pic.twitter.com/mcecBBupAe
— Chris Spargo (@chrisonchris) April 10, 2018
“Mr. Zuckerberg, I’m hoping you can answer this question for me: How do I do a Facebook?” pic.twitter.com/5rj7jiEXPb
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) April 10, 2018
Zucc has those Little Man Tate bangs pic.twitter.com/Z6nQOBbTDg
— ORIN (@orinanne) April 10, 2018
Do you think he noticed the photographers? pic.twitter.com/HU3WbTIDuN
— Greg Bensinger (@GregBensinger) April 10, 2018
do you think zuckerberg finally understands how we feel? pic.twitter.com/sgV2Qg9ohX
— Jenna Wortham (@jennydeluxe) April 10, 2018
watching the zuckerberg livestream while listening to the social network soundtrack pic.twitter.com/nzXXzPgujv
— jake rasmussen (@jakeras) April 10, 2018
“You don’t think you have a monopoly?” pic.twitter.com/cClSXSoauc
— Josh Billinson (@jbillinson) April 10, 2018
Senator Orrin Hatch to Mark Zuckerberg: “So it’s not a real book?”
— Ryan A. Mick (@micktorious) April 10, 2018
At the House hearings, Zuckerberg should let his guard down and start dropping extremely private information about representatives into his answers. Just go crazy and have some fun with it.
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) April 11, 2018
Watching Mark Zuckerberg get a grilling through Facebook filters is legit the best pic.twitter.com/WdBPwa3B6l
— Kate (@uhh_kate) April 11, 2018
when u drink 2 glasses of red wine while watching Amelie and decide to cut your own bangs pic.twitter.com/EPYHtZn3QI
— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) April 10, 2018
make zuckerberg testify in front of high school students on reddit. they will ask the right questions.
— Open Mike Eagle (@Mike_Eagle) April 11, 2018
Zuckerberg says "Congressman" and "Senator" like he's trying to activate Alexa
— Alex Fitzpatrick (@AlexJamesFitz) April 11, 2018
Look, if I were Weird Al, I would immediately record a U2 parody about Mark Zuckerberg called "Zuck in a Moment He Can't Get Out Of"
— Zach Schonfeld (@zzzzaaaacccchhh) April 11, 2018
"Help me, Justin Timberlake!" #Zuckerberg pic.twitter.com/cFFXjvhGC8
— Christina Warren (@film_girl) April 10, 2018
Mark Zuckerberg delivering the exact same opening statement he did yesterday is not helping his robot perception
— Alex Whitcomb (@AlexWhitcomb) April 11, 2018
And the irony in this whole FB mess is that a company founded on rating boobs, now prohibits you from posting them. #zuckerberg
— Lizz Winstead (@lizzwinstead) April 11, 2018
I summarized 80% of #Zuckerberg’s speech. pic.twitter.com/6SXqbEslzv
— Nupur (@UnSubtleDesi) April 11, 2018
wife: "i told you it was a bad name for a dog when we bought him, now look what's happened"
— k e i t h 🐤🥔 (@KeetPotato) April 11, 2018
me: "you leave bark zuckerberg alone"
Wow. Didn't expect to Zuckerberg to go full Social Network in this exchange with Feinstein. pic.twitter.com/8TJI9A47qW
— Eric Hartmane (@erichartmane) April 10, 2018