The quiet town of Mayo, Florida has made its brand allegiance clear when it comes to salad dressings. The town has changed its name to Miracle Whip for a few days, in an effort to draw a few laughs and reap a lump sum of cash from Kraft Heinz, which is orchestrating the marketing gimmick.
For $25,000 in beautification funds and a chance to steal a few headlines, Mayo's officials took the opportunity to rechristen their town by naming it after an iconic faux-mayonnaise.
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Before the transformation took place, Mayor Ann Murphy made the announcement, declaring to the 1,500 residents of the town: “We aren't going to be boring Mayo anymore. We are going to be Miracle Whip! ...I definitely think this will put us on the map.”
But, as word travels fast in a town of relatively few inhabitants, the people of Mayo wised up to the obvious stunt, reportsUSA Today. Kraft Heinz intended to film the presumably gobsmacked reactions of the townsfolk watching Mayo become Miracle Whip, but no such gobsmacked-ness occurred.
“Everybody knows everybody. It's been kind of difficult to keep everything under wraps,” Town Clerk Linda Cone told the paper.
That didn't stop Miracle Whip from promoting the endeavor as if it were really taking over the town. The company provided gimcrack bumper stickers and t-shirts to frame the name-swap as a genuine thing:
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