The complaints haven't gone unnoticed by McDonald's, either.
"We are aware of a low volume of guest concerns about our Mozzarella Cheese Sticks," spokeswoman Lisa McComb told the Chicago Tribune in an emailed statement. "In these instances, we believe the cheese melted out during the baking process in our kitchens and shouldn't have been served. We apologize to any customers who may have been affected. We are working to fix this in our restaurants."
That's some Criss Angel Mozz Freak-level baking process.
The mozz sticks come as part of McDonald's McPick Two menu, which replaced its previous Dollar Menu. In the McPick Two, diners select from items such as mozz sticks and the McDouble, and get the two items for $2 total. The mozz sticks come in a box of three and contain 200 calories.
But let's be real: who can eat just three mozz sticks? Especially when they don't contain cheese.
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Ryan Craggs is Thrillist's Senior News Editor. He has never eaten McDonald's mozzarella sticks. He feels good about his life choices. Follow him @ryanrcraggs.