Washington, DC's home to some filthy animals. The nation's capital had a whopping four times the average searches for sex positions as the average state. This seems to bemuse the AskMen researchers ("I have no clue what's going on in DC"), but honestly should make perfect sense to literally anyone who's heard of the show House of Cards -- or Game of Thrones for that matter. Say it with me: Politicians. Screw. A. Lot.
"Woman on top" is a big favorite. It didn't clinch the popular vote nationwide, but it did take favorite position in more states than doggy-style did, as the most-searched position in 29 states.
"Face-sitting" is big in New Jersey and Massachusetts. Props to these states for worshipping a BDSM mainstay! Now, please, make all the Patriots and Chris Christie jokes you want.
Indiana is the only state to call the "69" its favorite. Nice.
Missouri loves something called the "crisscross." This actually prompted a friend of mine to Gchat me, in genuine bemusement: "WTF is a crisscross?" (Pinterest has the answer.)