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Comedians Narrating Porn is Definitely NSFW, But Definitely Hilarious

The dialogue in pornography is generally pretty terrible. Just take that ridiculous-looking Suicide Squad porn parody trailer for example. It's poorly written dialogue in a ridiculous scenario, and the delivery may be the stiffest thing in the scene. But Not Safe host Nikki Glaser has found the solution for the lack of life in porn dialogue, as well as the generally rampant sexism in pornography: Let comedians write the dialogue.

Glaser has set up a scene with two porn stars who are fed lines in real time by Glaser and comedian Moshe Kasher as the scene moves along. They infuse a little insanity into the repartee, as well as some... uh...  informative and consensual lines.

There's also the best Aladdin pun you've ever heard. Bar none. 

Watch the wonderful results above, then watch the first installment of "Comedians Do Porn," where Glaser feeds lines to the actors with Kristen Schaal (Bob's Burgers, The Last Man on Earth).

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Dustin Nelson is a News Writer with Thrillist. He holds a Guinness World Record, but has never met the fingernail lady. He’s written for Sports Illustrated, Men’s Journal, The Rumpus, and other digital wonderlands. Follow him @dlukenelson.