Olive Garden Is Unleashing a Foot-Long Chicken Parm
Of all the ways humans have combined calories and comfort, Italian cuisine might be the calorie-est and the most comforting. Sometimes, however, even a plate of chicken Parm isn't up to obliterating every worry and concern in your mind and body...
Of all the ways humans have combined calories and comfort, Italian cuisine might be the calorie-est and the most comforting. Sometimes, however, even a plate of chicken parm isn't up to obliterating every iota of worry and concern in your mind and body, and for those occasions, we present this elegant solution: a freakishly large chicken parm.
As of April 1, Olive Garden will be serving gargantuan versions of classic Italian dishes, including a chicken parm that's roughly 11.5-inches long and a meatball that weighs around 12oz. Pricing starts at $12.99.
Here's the full roster with descriptions from Olive Garden:
- New! Giant Meatball with Spaghetti: House-made giant meatball topped with homemade meat sauce. Served with spaghetti.
- New! Giant Chicken Parmigiana: Oversized chicken parmigiana, topped with homemade marinara sauce and melted mozzarella. Served with fettuccine alfredo.
- New! Giant Four-Cheese Stuffed Shells: Four-cheese giant stuffed shells topped with homemade marinara, alfredo and toasted breadcrumbs.
- New! Giant Stuffed Shells with Shrimp: Four-cheese giant stuffed shells topped with shrimp, homemade alfredo sauce and seasoned tomatoes.
If you're worried this isn't enough food, 1) good for you and 2) don't worry: All four dishes come with unlimited breadsticks and homemade soup or salad. Unfortunately, we'll only live in this world where everything is beautiful and nothing hurts from April 1 to May 27.
Then again, it might make take you that long to just get through that meatball.
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