Let's skip the corporate hype and go straight to Mr. Heliotis' commentary. "Kind of good and gross at the same time." First off, that sounds like my Friday night. Second, that's pretty much exactly what I was expecting. For those with the taste-bud fortitude needed, and the proximity to the greater-Ontario-area required, please tackle this seemingly inhuman piece of sugar and fat, and let us know how it was. And also, if you need anyone to call the hospital for you.
Wil Fulton is a Staff Writer for Thrillist. He definitely would. Follow him @wilfulton
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