"Don’t want to walk especially in the heat, humidity, or rain for a bunch of km’s to hatch your eggs, visit Pokéstops, go to gyms, or get items?" the ad states. "Looking for Pokémon the don’t reside where you do? Let’s make your Pokémon go experience more SAFE and comfortable?" Obviously, the answers to both of those questions are "yes," right?
OR, you can just suck it up, save your money, and get a enjoy some mild exercise -- and maybe some insane surprises -- on your quest to catch 'em all, or really, just a damn Pikachu already. Good luck.