Pizza Scissors Will Solve All Your Pizza-Slicing Problems

Ever bought a pizza, but the pizzeria forgot to cut it? Ugh. Your kitchen knives aren't cutting it (for real), and who actually owns a pizza wheel? As that cheesy guy from the informercial would say, there's gotta be a better way. Enter: pizza scissors.

Produced by Kitchen Maestro, these pizza shears are about to kill the problem of over-cooked crust forever, and make pizza slicing a whole lot easier. Basically, they're just heavy-duty scissors with a spatula tip attached. You slide the spatula tip underneath the pizza and start cutting. It's that easy.

But wait, there's more! The speciality scissors are dishwasher safe, FDA approved, and come with a one-year warranty. The product has four out of five stars on Amazon, too. Apparently the scissors are kind of large though, as stated in some reviews, and won't fit in your average utensil drawer. But hey, just store them somewhere else and you're golden. THEY'RE PIZZA SCISSORS FOR GOD'S SAKE.

The pizza scissors cost only $9.59 on Amazon right now. Now, you'll be the pizza hero your pizza party deserves, but not the one it needs.

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Kara King is a News Writer at Thrillist and has serious trouble slicing pizza. Send news tips to and follow her at @karatillie.