Rule 34 pretty much speaks for itself. If you're not familiar, just Google it. But as an offshoot of Rule 34 that I'm inventing now, if something's popular enough, eventually, somebody's going to make a themed sex toy of said popular thing. Thus: Pokémon sex toys.
Following the outrageous success of Pokémon Go, the entrepreneurial spirit of GeekySexToys has birthed the rubbery pleasure wares Pallet Town has been awaiting: Bulbasaur, Charmander, Spuirtle -- and, of course -- Pikachu-themed dildos.
On the off chance you're still reading (or even clicked in the first place), here's the detailed description of each sex toy, per the Etsy listing:
A grass type Pokémoan. Bulby has a large seed tip making it a very pleasurable friend to have. It's seed is 5cm wide and 4cm tall and its body is 16cm tall and 3.5cm wide.
A slightly thinner, fire type Pokémoan with a flaming tail. Standing 18cm tall and 4cm wide at its widest point Charmy gives intense orgasms everywhere it goes.
A water Pokémoan. Squirty has a smooth round head with a large grooved turtle shell on its back. Its bubbly head measures 4cm wide whilst his body measures 6cm wide and 14cm tall.
This small electric type anal Pokémoan is a perfect size for the average Pokémoan trainer. Piky is an extremely cute yet essential addition to your team. Its insertable size is 2.5cm wide by 4cm tall and his tail is 8cm long.