When a dog can outperform you in any random task, it's probably time to reevaluate your life's decisions. And when a dog can outperform you in saving another person's life, then it's probably wise to take stock of every waking moment heretofore spent squandering your potential.
Poncho is a dog employed by the Madrid Police, and he's expertly trained in CPR. He's like Lassie, only more Spanish and well-versed in law enforcement protocol. In a video released on the Policía de Madrid's Twitter account, Poncho demonstrates his skills by jumping onto a policeman's chest and applying the requisite resuscitative techniques. He is a hero among his canine brethren.