So, you've gone through your Facebook, your Instagram, and even all your Snaps, but you're still stuck on the John atoning for last night's burrito feast. How to pass the time? Poopfiction can help. Depending on how long you estimate to be warming up the bench, Poopfiction will supply you with a tiny, short, medium, or long story, to keep those constipation blues at bay.
The mobile-friendly site sources its stories from Project Gutenberg, a free public domain ebooks site. It's full of classics -- so we can't guarantee any Harry Potter action. Though, if you expect to be in the loo for that long, maybe you should be reading up on some WebMD instead.