Porn Stars Offer Dudes Tinder Advice

Look, you're here to watch porn stars talk about Tinder. It's pretty simple. I'm not gonna stand in your way.

Produced by Simple Pickup, a company that teaches guys how to be pick up artists (if you don't know what that is, bless your heart), the YouTube video asks several porn stars, including Dana Dearmond, Anikka Albrite, Skin Diamond, and Penny Pax what they like and don't like to see in a guy's Tinder game.

Disqualifiers include: selfies-only; being religious, a burner, a vegan, or a crossfitter; open-toed shoes; cargo pants; pictures with kids.

Qualifiers include: pictures with pets; meeting in public; not being a murderer.

Don't be a murderer.

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Ryan Craggs is Thrillist's Senior News Editor. He uses Tinder. He does not use porn stars. Follow him @ryanrcraggs.