You've been waiting breathlessly, and the day is finally here: Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge (aka Kate Midleton) and the Duke of Cambridge (aka Prince William) have given birth to a third royal child. The baby boy was delivered in St. Mary's Hospital in Paddington, London at 8 pounds and 7 ounces. The entire world is thrilled, but especially America (for some reason).
The biggest question of all, however, has yet to be answered: What will His Adorable Majesty be named? Thus far the Royal Family has played it close to the vest, saying the baby's name will be revealed in due time. But that hasn't stopped the internet from weighing in on the matter.