As Koscinski wrote in a Facebook post after the incident, the botched message required her to explain to her son and her 70-year-old mother (among others) what happened, and why "cum" was deemed too dirty to put on a cake. Talk about a cringeworthy moment. Fortunately, Jacob took it all in stride, for the most part.
"The cake experience was kind of frustrating and humiliating because I had to explain to my friends and family like what that meant," he told the local ABC affiliate. "And they were giggling uncontrollably. At least my friends were."
Koscinski was understandably pissed about the whole situation, and called up Publix to air her grievances. The manager apologized and not only refunded the $70 cake, but also threw in a store gift card. But, really, is it even possible to put a dollar value on the kind of priceless (albeit mortifying) memories made that day?