No batteries required! Detachable wrist strap! Built-in trigger! Burst mode for TWO fireballs! Hands-free operation! USB charger included!
Look, you'd be a fool not to go through with it. How else would you light candles from across the room, make delicious s'mores in double-time, or ward off with dramatic flair? They retail for for an incredibly reasonable $147, which is just a little bit more than six three-packs of sensible boxer briefs, for your information.
Overall, this is the ideal gift for the budding supervillain/melting enthusiast in your life -- just in time for the holidays. And no, you aren't getting through this post without at least one GOB reference.
Wil Fulton is a Staff Writer for Thrillist. He's considers himself to be an illusion, to be honest. Follow him @wilfulton
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