
Good God is Pokémon Go popular. In just a little over a week, the game has surpassed Tinder in popularity. Not good enough? OK, it's more popular than porn. And after all, the Internet is for porn. But not all Pokémon are created equal -- and you don't need to be Ash Ketchum to understand that.
With that in mind, the people at Decluttr, a website that helps people resell their media and electronics, sifted through Google data to figure out which Pokémon are rarest in every state. To do that, the number crunchers "took phrases like ‘where is…’ and ‘how to find…’, paired them up with the Pokémon in the game and measured the volume of searches in each state."
TL;DR: people use Google to figure out where to catch the hard-to-catch Pokémon.

Unsurprisingly, as Decluttr points out, Pikachu is the most popular Pokémon in America. But the second-most popular? Eevee. Eevee's pretty cute, so that makes a modicum of sense. But c'mon. Voltorb all day, amirite?
Nah.
If you somehow struggle with maps, worry not. Here's the full, alphabetical list of the rarest Pokémon in each state.
Alabama
DittoAlaska
EeveeArizona
PikachuArkansas
CharizardCalifornia
SquirtleColorado
PorygonConnecticut
GolemDelaware
PikachuFlorida
MewtwoGeorgia
AbraHawaii
PikachuIdaho
MewIllinois
EeveeIndiana
MoltresIowa
VaporeanKansas
PikachuKentucky
PinsirLouisiana
ElectrabuzzMaine
CharizardMaryland
DittoMassachusetts
DragoniteMichigan
GengarMinnesota
GyaradosMississippi
PikachuMissouri
SquirtleMontana
BulbasaurNebraska
MewNevada
EeveeNew Hampshire
AbraNew Jersey
ArticunoNew Mexico
ZapdosNew York
DittoNorth Carolina
EeveeNorth Dakota
ScytherOhio
DratiniOklahoma
VulpixOregon
LaprasPennsylvania
AerodactylRhode Island
PikachuSouth Carolina
StaryuSouth Dakota
DittoTennessee
ZapdosTexas
EeveeUtah
CharmanderVermont
PersianVirginia
OnixWashington
MoltresWest Virginia
GrowlitheWisconsin
MetapodWyoming
BlastoiseRyan Craggs is Thrillist's Senior News Editor. His best Pokémon is a CP 515 Tauros. Follow him @ryanrcraggs.