Not those biscuits. Cheddar Bay Biscuits.
Red Lobster, your aunt's favorite restaurant, is leaning hard into your love for ironic 80s fashion revivals. For National Biscuit Day -- you're not surprised that exists, are you? -- it's releasing the Cheddar Bay Biscuit Fanny Pack. It's a perfect accessory if you live like Napoleon Dynamite and really want to ensure your biscuits (or tots) stay warm on the go.
The fanny pack is insulated, of course, to make sure those biscuits are slightly above room temperature whenever the need for a starch infusion hits.