According to Visit Norway, however, the lights aren't the island's only essential view.
"The view is formidable with the Lofoten islands in your right eye and the infinite horizon in the left,” the tourism site declares online. “Here you can sit with a glass of wine in the tower house, study the ever-changing nature, and find the peace.”
The place is up for grabs year-round, though the host will only be available during the summer months. And in total, it's just $3,500 a week -- a steal, obviously, for the glorious gift of you-time.
Picture it: You, gazing up at the Northern Lights, sipping a glass of wine, relishing the tickle of fresh frostbite on your toes, settling into the knowledge that absolutely no one will hear you if you call for help.