What can you expect from an invention such as this? The main pocket is a thermal pouch to keep items like wings or a panini warm. Or, I guess, spaghetti? It's your body and your feed bag. Put whatever you want in the thermal pouch. It also has an "integrated food tray that turns you into a human table." There's also a thermal drink holder and a mesh pocket for salty snacks. To top it off, there's an "insulated dip holder" to alleviate your need to yell, "Who moved the onion dip, Steve?"
It's on sale now for $4.99, and a representative says it's only available in "very limited quantities." If your bracket isn't already broken, you'll never have to get off the couch again... unless you eat your way through everything you stuffed in the harness.