If you're bad at context clues and/or love skimming articles (which you do) then we'll fill in the blanks for you: basically, an overwhelming amount of the men in the study favored the women in the hypothetical scenario who showed less intelligence than the ones who were smart.
Here's the kicker: alongside feelings of "less desire to exchange contact information or plan a date" with women with high intelligence, men also felt "feelings of diminished masculinity." Haha. :(
In laymen's terms: we like big butts, but the minute a plump brain is all up in our face, we get... um, what's the opposite of sprung? That. As always, Mic.com has chimed in with its equally sardonic-yet-appropriate hashtag: #MasculinitySoFragile. Like we said: haha.