Here's the kicker: alongside feelings of "less desire to exchange contact information or plan a date" with women with high intelligence, men also felt "feelings of diminished masculinity." Haha. :(
In laymen's terms: we like big butts, but the minute a plump brain is all up in our face, we get... um, what's the opposite of sprung? That. As always, Mic.com has chimed in with its equally sardonic-yet-appropriate hashtag: #MasculinitySoFragile. Like we said: haha.
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Jeremy Glass is a writer for Thrillist and likes his women's brains like he likes his hot dogs: plump.