At first blush, it sounds like an act of thievery that would make any sex education instructor swell with pride. But on closer inspection, the plot takes a darkened, very horny turn.
The Swedish sex-toy manufacturer LELO was the victim of two separate burglaries last weekend that saw bandits purloin 30,000 condoms from the company's Las Vegas warehouse. Not content with their latex bounty, though, the randy bastards came back the next day, after their initial act: CCTV footage caught them stealing an additional 33 prostate massagers (a.k.a. butt plugs) and 48 kegel beads on Saturday, according to a long and rather eloquent blogpost documenting the saga on LELO's website.
This particular heist -- as with all heists -- was rather pointless, as the company was on the cusp of a condom giveaway before the bandits made off with their horny spoils. As LELO explains: