This Smart Vibrator Will Give You Incredible Orgasms

Oh, you have one of those ordinary vibrators that doesn't connect with your phone and track your arousal? Enter the Lioness.

The Lioness is a smart vibrator that claims it will help women everywhere reach Pleasuretown in the most efficient way possible. It works like this. Five embedded sensors measure levels of arousal and orgasm. So, think of it like your Fitbit, but instead of steps, it measures vaginal contractions, temperature and movement. Sensors will collect data for up to 20 sessions and like all good “smart” products, the vibrator syncs with an app on your phone. 

The goal is that the Lioness will allow women to better understand their sexual responses, and better communicate this information to partners. As the Community Manager for the product Betsy Rohney told Berkeley News, "We wanted to create a community that can talk about these things and feel safe, where women can get reliable information that will help them explore themselves and really know what benefits them.” Specifically, the Lioness will help women figure out how much foreplay they need, see when they are most aroused during their cycles, and discover new ways to experience pleasure. All this info inevitably leads to supreme sexual satisfaction. 

But not only is this thing "smarter" than other vibrators, it also has a well thought-out design with flexibility, size, and curvature that apparently makes it super easy to use. You can listen to the CEO of Lioness describe the product's physical features in the video below. 

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So where can you get one of these wonders? Well, the company is currently seeking funding on its Indiegogo page. But, you can preorder one for $189 - $199 right now. The expected delivery date on that is August 2016. 

Check out another video explaining the details of the project below and learn even more on the Lioness website

You're welcome. 

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