Flying Space Object Collided With Earth on Friday the 13th; World Didn't End

Published On 11/13/2015 Published On 11/13/2015

As evidenced by the video above, the majority of the junk (which ended up being a little over a meter long) burned up in our atmosphere, somewhere above the Indian Ocean, ending up in Sri Lanka. And even though WTF is being classified as space debris, scientists still aren't sure exactly what it consisted of. As a non-scientist (for now) I really have no authority to speculate. But I will anyway, and presume that this was a mixture of space crabs from Mars, and a corn beef sandwich, gone rogue.