He goes into detail on how much footage he's allowed to show and then invents his own games, which he calls the "The International Athletic Competition Run By One of the Most Corrupt Organizations in the World."
Their symbol? The Olympic logo made out of triangles. Their anthem? R. Kelly's "Bump and Grind," which he proceeds to lip sync way too much of. On the other hand, he can sell a lip sync. He might even be better at it than Seth Rogen.
It gets weirder still. He shows highlights of a 1996 high school wrestling match as he gives a report about what happened at the Olympics that day, but he changes the names of the athletes. Michael Phelps becomes Mickey Phillips in this Dadaist interpretation of sports broadcasting. It's pretty amazing. Mr. Tomasula deserves a slow clap for this one.