Starbucks shot back at the allegations, essentially saying that -- believe it or not -- iced drinks are made with ice and that anyone who's unhappy with their drink can ask for it to be remade for free, like you've been able to since day one.
"Our customers understand and expect that ice is an essential component of any 'iced' beverage," Starbucks said in a statement to CNN. "If a customer is not satisfied with their beverage preparation, we will gladly remake it."
Or, you know, you can always just ask for less ice. Crazy, right?
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