Meanwhile, people in the Pacific Northwest (where Starbucks was born) and Alaska seem to enjoy the Eggnog Latte -- to the point that they could soon run out. Also at risk of selling out soon is the latest addition to the seasonal lineup, the Holiday Spice Flat White, which appears to be a hit in the Northeast because espresso is for the, uh, the sophisticated? Something like that.
Starbucks said it created the map by looking at the number of the drinks sold for every thousand of all the company's menu items, but who cares about the math -- does your order match your state or region?
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Tony Merevick is Cities News Editor at Thrillist and actually did not receive a Starbucks gift card for Christmas this year, which may be a first. Send news tips to email@example.com and follow him on Twitter @tonymerevick.