"Human-toupee hybrid," Colbert adds.
The exchange ultimately leads Stewart to disappear into his log cabin and return with none other than the old Stephen Colbert, complete with a Captain America shield and Sting, the sword of Frodo in Lord of the Rings. Apparently, the beloved character had joined Stewart in isolation after the current Colbert became host of the Late Show on CBS. His return is marked by none other than his signature raised eyebrow and eagle cries.
Old Colbert, too, is outraged when he learns that Trump, not Bush, is the presumptive nominee, and returns to TV for one more installment of his classic segment, The Word, which you can watch right here: