It continues: "You can have a couple friends drop by to check out the Lair, but Splinter says the upstairs bedrooms are off limits. Don't even think about inviting more overnight guests! We have neighbors too so keep it chill...try not to bring the ruckus!"
They're greasy turtles who subsist on pizza, live a sewer and have a roommate that's a rat, but they're not running a flophouse, you animal.
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