The only thing better than cheap slices of insanely huge pizza? Homemade slices of pizza designed by insanely huge, ninja-trained, anthropomorphic turtles, obviously. That's what The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Pizza Cookbook promises anyway. Its 65 recipes will siphon the Turtles' love for everyone's favorite delicacy into meals you could actually eat. Rather than dive deep into the cowabunga(!) indulgences of the characters' inhuman taste buds however, this cookbook will keep things tame. No "peanut butter, avocado and extra pickles" pizzas or "guacamole marshmallow" pizzas to speak of here.
Instead, the book, written by Peggy Paul Casella with photos by Albert Yee, will feature more classic recipes with a TMNT-twist -- like a pineapple-and-ham pizza called "The Sewer Surfer" and a bacon-and-egg "Breakfast Pie" that offers alternatives to "Lighten it up, dude!"