According to a translation from The Daily Dot, Jørstad says he was giving himself a clean on the chair in the shower when he noticed bath time had gone south. He was stuck, he told Ikea, referring to his genitals as the "skipper and two boatmen."
"Sitting there and noticing the accident," Jørstad writes, "I bent down to see what the f*ck happened, I realized the little nutter has got stuck.The water turned cold by itself. So I started freezing. The water got cold. Even more cold than my mother-in-law’s smile when I married her daughter," said Jørstad.