The stats for men, thankfully, were a little more surprising. Montana came out with the most handsome men, showing that the cowboy will never go out of style. Almost bafflingly, the city of Jacksonville, Florida claimed first prize in male beauty. OK, so maybe now there are 11 reasons Jacksonville doesn't suck as much as you'd think. Who knew?
If instead of surrounding yourself with ripped and curvaceous bodies, you want to feel like a stud among those with "good personalities" (ahem), travel to Mississippi, which according to Clover, has the ugliest women, or Rhode Island, for nasty looking men. Notable cities for ugly people also include Oklahoma City, Oklahoma; Sunnyvale, California; and Wichita, Kansas. Check out the full infographic below, decide whether you want to be an ugly fish in a pretty pond or a pretty fish in an ugly pond, and then pack your bags accordingly.