Yes, it's terrible. But would you rather work with a guy who masturbates publicly or one who masturbates publicly, but tries to hide it? Neither? OK.
Worst Best of all? There's a splash guard inside the shirt. It comes with the promise that "there is no mess or worry to clean up. Works like any other shirt, when you are done, simply put it in the washer and continue to use it again and again!"
Leaving the prosthetic arm aside, and without going into too much detail, there are many ways in which this is not like "any other shirt."
CamSoda hasn't responded to a request for comment.
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