This sexy blue button-down shirt is now available for pre-order. That means the clock is ticking on the number of times you can wear that new shirt with this exact pattern. You're going to get looks, and not just because blue looks good on you.
Yes, it's terrible. But would you rather work with a guy who masturbates publicly or one who masturbates publicly, but tries to hide it? Neither? OK.
Worst Best of all? There's a splash guard inside the shirt. It comes with the promise that "there is no mess or worry to clean up. Works like any other shirt, when you are done, simply put it in the washer and continue to use it again and again!"