According to the Independent, Dr.Rieger said, "Even though the majority of women identify as straight, our research clearly demonstrates that when it comes to what turns them on, they're either bisexual or gay, but never straight." Because of course, one single study means complete and utter certainty. Also, no word on the equivalent test for men. This seems just a liiiiitle
But if it's true, good luck to all the straight men out there who have to compete with other women too. Because they already know what women want -- with no Mel Gibson shenanigans required to figure that out, either.
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