With holiday party time upon us, everybody in the working force is gearing up to make some truly terrible alcohol-fueled decisions with their co-workers. After a huge survey by British smut-purveyors, Ann Summers, showed us that 39% of office workers admitted to having sex at the company Christmas party, the next viable question that popped into mind was: where?
Good question, and here are some good answers — translated, for clarity, from British English to 'Murican English.
1. The parking lot (25%)
2. The conference room (21%)
3. A storage closet (18%)
4. The boss’s office (16%)
5. On your desk (15%)
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The study goes on to say that "one in 10 people also revealed that they had had sex in the office canteen and 8% have even risked the office pool table."
Um, what? Office pool table? Canteen? Where is the British workforce based? A dive bar on Tatooine?
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Jeremy Glass is a writer for Thrillist and never dips his doughnut in the company frosting.