As the reliably wise Anonymous once said, "Life's too short to drink bad wine." True, and life is also too short to be locked out of your bottle of wine because you lack a proper corkscrew. As you probably learned in your college dorm room, winning in this situation requires patience, ingenuity, and random items from your junk drawer. YouTube user CrazyRussianHacker, however, takes opening a wine bottle sans corkscrew to a whole new level in a video demonstrating eight "hacks" that are both brilliant and, at times, ridiculous.
For example, did you know that a blowtorch will do the job? Hopefully, if you don't have an actual wine opener around, you can at least scrounge up a screw and a fork. Watch and learn.
Oh, and drink all the wine.