Everyone's got, at least, a few goals for what they want to be doing when they get older... you know, like maintaining a diet of hot dogs and fries, drinking great beer on the regular, and eventually not worrying about being cool.
Or, you can just aspire to be like this 60-year-old stepdad who wrapped up Thanksgiving dinner by blowing his family away with insane yoga maneuvers -- with beer. Watch as he deftly balances a pint of beer on his head, then places it on the floor and drinks it without using his hands or arms. It's damn impressive and, well, #lifegoals.
h/t First We Feast
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Tony Merevick is Cities News Editor at Thrillist and would undoubtedly injure himself attempting this. Send news tips to news@thrillist.com and follow him on Twitter @tonymerevick.