If you've ever arrived home way too hangry to cook or wait for delivery, you probably know damn well how dangerously delicious and satisfying it can be when you're alone with a loaf of bread, a jar of mayo, and a knife. Just try to stop after inhaling one slice of that soft and sweet white bread, bending under a thick layer of that tangy sandwich glue. Or, you can proceed to eat 99 more slices -- loaded with various other condiments -- all in one sitting, as demonstrated by a woman in a recent video.
Kinoshita Yuka, a competitive eater in Japan, neatly piled 100 slices of bread on her coffee table, then proceeded to eat every last one. She took the time to toast most of the slices and ate them with jam, mayo, butter, or honey because she's a damn professional. For perspective, that's enough bread to make 50 standard-size sandwiches and at least 33 stacks of three slices of French toast (and some change).
Well, it's always good to have life goals.
h/t NY Mag
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Tony Merevick is Cities News Editor at Thrillist and his stomach hurts just watching this, but mmm bread. Send news tips to firstname.lastname@example.org and follow him on Twitter @tonymerevick.