The U.K. talk show This Morning did a segment on vibrators Thursday and you probably already know where this is going. Things fell apart because morning shows can't have nice things. The co-hosts made it about 30 seconds into the interview before completely losing their shit because someone said vibrator use "has gone up."
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That sent them into a giggling fit that sounded something like dragging an old rusty wagon wheel across a concrete garage floor. When a pretty tame euphemism sets someone off, it's a guarantee that things aren't going to improve.
The discussion involved a lot of raised eyebrows from co-host Phillip Schofield. This above eyebrow raising was a reaction to the statement, "You're considered odd if you don't have a vibrator these days." He's either shocked or aroused, or both.
Those reactions were peppered in between wonderful questions like, "What's the benefit of having a vibrator?" You get one guess.
As the expert informed them that women orgasm from vibrators more than any other way, Schofield suggested that maybe they could teach "blokes" to do it the proper way.
She responded, "Well, you can't teach them to vibrate."
The constant confusion -- like the above moment when the guest says one company's guarantee allows users to return a vibrator they don't like (they aren't re-sold) -- makes this an entertaining watch.
Even if it caused a few awkward situations with dads and grandparents (see tweets below), it's nice to see a daytime talk show discuss sex in a real way.
Maybe a little of that kind of honest sexual discussion could hit American talk shows. Kelly Ripa? You've done drugs and ordered prostitutes on Broad City, so you can probably pull it off.
Check out some reactions and the video below.