Real Sarah Palin: "Looking around at all of you, you hardworking Iowa families. You farm families, and teachers, and teamsters, and cops, and cooks. You rockin’ rollers. And holy rollers!"
Fey's Sarah Palin: "I'm here for all you teachers and teamsters, you farmers and charmers, whether you're a mom or Two Broke Girls or Three Men and a Baby, or a rockin' roller, holy roller, pushing stroller, pro bowler with an abscessed molar...."
Of course, we don't want to spoil some of the best lines from the sketch, so watch it and laugh (or cry) yourself.
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