Wrap Yourself Like a Burrito with This New Tortilla Towel

Admit it: there's probably a strong chance you're only a side of guac away from turning into a giant walking burrito. This is not to say that you're full of chorizo -- you just eat a lot of damn burritos. And now, you can finally make the transformation into your favorite food complete by wrapping yourself up in a giant warm tortilla. A tortilla towel, that is. 

The aptly dubbed Tortilla Towel measures 5ft across and is obviously circular, just like a tortilla. As you can see in the promotional video above, both sides are realistic images of lightly browned flour tortillas, making it perfect for creating human tacos, tostadas, burritos, and probably drying you off. Unlike actual tortillas, which send pico de gallo and hot sauce drippings down the front of your shirt, it's safe to assume it'll be absorbent.

The Tortilla Towel is currently available via a pre-sale at the product's website for $35. If you already own the Blandito bendable taco chair, it's either a logical accessory, or total taco overkill. We're just going to go with the former.

h/t Bustle

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