High praise is in order for a crafty gentleman who not only understands the value of a dollar, but that KFC chicken buckets can also carry soda. And yes, while reading this, you're sure to feel a twinge of jealousy crawl up your spine, so here's the sad truth: you didn't think of this because you aren't smart enough.
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Although we don't know where this took place or what happened after the photo was snapped, it's safe to assume the restaurant employees didn't raise a finger in defense of soda fountain decorum. They probably gave this guy a slow-clap. The rest of Twitter certainly did:
Let's hope he remembered a straw.
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