Here's an unfortunate fact about having a job: You're going to screw up. You're going to look like a real doofus. You might even cost your company a bunch of money. The only question is how many people will be there to witness it.
But however bad your experiences have been, we promise you've never made an error like the ones on this Twitter thread. It all started with a tweet by @b3ta asking everyone to share the worst mistakes they've made at work. And the internet delivered. Milkshake machines were misused, way too many chilis were added, and viruses were sent to entire companies.
All of this must have been mortifying at the time, but it's incredible reading about it, so buckle up and prepare to experience second-hand embarrassment at almost lethal levels.
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The importance of proper ingredients
The internet was more fragile back in the day
Always check who you're addressing your email to
Never anger the crossword community
Always delete your parodies
The importance of portions
The comments sections matter
Don't send your company viruses
Don't put mayonnaise in milkshakes
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