Proper Urinal Etiquette Really Isn't Difficult
Just be normal, quietly piss, and mind your own damn business. Peeing is not difficult.
Urinal etiquette probably should be taught in school. But since it's not, the people at DudeDay created a nice, easy-to-follow video outlining exactly how you should conduct yourself in the men's room.
For instance, go all the way down the line if every urinal is open. Don't stop at the middle urinal. Also, don't touch, talk, or look over at your pissing partners. Finally, for the love of god, don't drop your pants.
It's call manners, guys.
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