Ever come home from work, throw down your keys, and wish you could kick back with a nice, cold vagina-yeast beer? Neither have we. And yet, a Poland-based company is reportedly seeking funds to launch a new beer it claims will be brewed with bacteria sourced from a woman's vagina. That's right, folks: vagina beer.
As explained in a report by UPI, a company called The Order of Yoni has launched an IndieGoGo crowdfunding campaign to raise about $170,000 for the bizarre beverage, or "Bottled Instinct." Apparently, the beer is brewed with "lactic acid bacteria" sourced from the nether regions of Czech model Alexandra Brendlova, who can be seen in the company's marketing images. By the way, "Yoni" is a Sanskrit word for "vagina," according to the report. If all of the above doesn't make you cringe, here's the company's creepy description of its process:
"The secret of the beer lies in her vagina. Using hi-tech of microbiology, we isolate, examine and prepare lactic acid bacteria from vagina of a unique woman. The bacteria, lactobacillus, transfers woman’s features, allure, grace, glamour, and her instincts into beers and other products, turning them into a dance with lovely angel." Incidentally, these were the same words you heard before waking from a nightmare.