But things really took a turn for the bizarre (read: asinine) when Zaydel, unprovoked, upped the ante and promised that if the department's next post received 1,000 shares, he'd turn himself in and bring a dozen donuts with him. The department then posted a screenshot of his DM to their page along with a hilarious plea to the community for its cooperation.
"He promised us donuts! You know how much we love Donuts!" the post said. "Help us win this challenge and clean up blght [sic] in Redford at the same time! It's as easy as a SHARE of this post."
The community promptly alley-ooped the perp into the cold iron hoop of justice. The post was shared 1,000 times within the hour and has more than 4,000 shares to date.