We must be living in an Amish paradise, because "Weird Al" Yankovic, the Elvis of pop song satirists, is putting out a 15-disc retrospective titled Squeeze Box. It will naturally come packaged inside a facsimile of his signature accordion.
Yes, 15 albums of the songs deemed most recognizable by adult men who were socially awkward at age 11. Spanning from his 1983 self-titled debut album through 1996's Bad Hair Day to 2014's Billboard-topping Mandatory Fun, the retrospective will have all the re-imagined hits released on digital, vinyl and CD, accommodating all eras of "Weird Al" fandom.
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The set also includes rarities (what kind of box set would it be if it didn't?) and a 100-page booklet that one hopes is full of tasteful nudes of the 56-year-old novelty music pioneer. "Weird Al" is currently out on the second leg of his Mandatory World Tour, which has been running concurrently with his stint as the new band leader and co-host of Comedy Bang Bang on IFC.
If you live by Homer Simpson's maxim, "He who is tired of 'Weird Al' is tired of life," and 15 albums of decades-old topical puns aren't enough for you, then check out the Thrillist interview with "Weird Al."