The question has haunted the internet for days. Days! Long, miserable, answerless days where no one was able to explain the skeletal structure of that weird, feminist Hamburger Helper glove. It was truly (and briefly) the world's foremost Hamburger Helper-based mystery.
You're in the majority you've never wondered about the glove's skeletal structure. (You're probably in the majority if you have no questions at all about Hamburger Helper.) However, people on Twitter were provoked to wild speculation after a head-scratching tweet from user @soongrowtired.